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It’s Alive!! (Sort of..)

OK, the prototype’s working! We just conducted our first ever real test - this is by Mike and Antonio.

And it’s a corker..

As the mist settled over the dark, empty hillside silence descended. The men pulled their jacket collars up to keep the damp from their necks and crowded closer to the fire. The moon’s silver light made the fog glow. , and as their eyes adjusted a gigantic pulsating banana began to reveal itself. They walked slowly towards it, and suddenly it exploded covering them in yoghurt and cheese. It tasted good and they began to hungrily lick themselves all over Before long they were clean. With the gore removed their fur began to receed, quickly at first but slowing as the bare, pink tide moved in towards the center of their bodies. Within a couple of minutes their bare bodies were rubbing together so quickly that they started to overheat. Soon sparks were flying and before long they burst into flames. Their screams were all that could be heard over the sound of the explosion as they were both burned horribly to death.

From mystery to surrealism to erotica to horror in 160 words.

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