June 2009
3 posts
Suffer the Children
Ach mein Gott, what a morning!
Today saw the Frankenlab’s first (and may I hastily add LAST) ‘bring your kids to work day’. What started off a morale- building exercise for the team quickly turned to chaos when my little nephew Ralphie discovered the lab’s supply of medicinal alcohol, one of Elsie’s puppies got stuck in the air conditioning outlet and Igor’s socially maladjusted two-year-old...
Welcome to 'The Frankenlab'
Hello dear friends, welcome to the Frankenlab, the place where I’ll be preserving some of your most interesting submissions for posterity in a glorious ‘Frankenstory Hall of Fame’. Think of it as a kind of taxidermy display for your stories where I lovingly stuff and mount some of your freakiest creations (before gluing googly eyes to them and using them to scare small children).
This isn’t...
Guten Tag From Doctor Victor Frankenstory!
Willkommen my esteemed story scientists! I am Dr. Victor Emelius Frankenstory, eminent physicist, prolific wordsmith and three-time North Tyrolean table tennis champion (1957-1959). I am also the creator of Frankenstory, the world’s greatest literary experiment.
Based in my secret Frankenlab (hidden somewhere beneath an abandoned Cuckoo-clock factory in downtown Geneva) my incredible monstrous...